Its called “totem tennis” not “token tennis”
“Canary in a coal mine” is not just a funny image.
A "jew jump" is not an appropriate schoolyard game.
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5 comments:
hey, i was the one to tell you about totem tennis. because i'm down with all the racially insensitive backyard games.
oh oh oh
sigh
its true
you're hilarious even in your own head
ridiculous
Great idea and I hope to see this turned into a series of posts. Here are a few of mine...
+ It's pronounced "standing ovation" not "standing obation".
+ America and United States of America do not mean the same thing.
+ The symbol ! is called an "exclamation mark" not an "explanation mark".
Nice work young Zac. I have had too many similar mistakes there is no danger of running out of material. sigh.
It was you brendan that told me that. Must have just been before i whipped your ass.
faggot n. 1 a bundle of sticks, twigs, or small branches, etc. bound together, used for fuel etc.
makes for some awkward camp fire conversations
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