Save White Dog Poo

I would like to introduce someone I met the other day. I am hoping he will become a regular blogger on here. Introducing the first post by Leon White.

Hi everybody!

Its great to be given this chance to speak to you all. Normally I am a little cautious of over-exposure but if this helps my family's plight, what the hell.

Firstly introductions. My name is Leon White. You can see me in the picture with my two darling kids. And yes, I know what you are all thinking - and the answer is No, I am not related to Darryl Summers.

The reason I asked Nat if I could post on his blog is that I want to educate the public on the plight of our kind. Our Kind being White Dog Poo. Some of you may not have noticed but we have been declining in numbers. We reached out population peak in the 1970's but since the 1990's we have faced a dramatic decline in numbers. Go outside and take a look around. You probbaly will be lucky to see one of us. I don't like saying this but we are facing the big E. Thats right, EXTINCTION!

Luckily, there are a few people who have been willing to take up our cause and educate the public. Celebrities such as Sarah Silverman with her song, "Whatever Happened to thats White Dog Poop From the 70's" have helped out and have done wonders for our cause. Check out her and her sister.



The reason for our declining numbers comes down to two important factors. Firstly, there has been a change to Dog Diets that has resulted in less protein and calcium in their poo's. Protein and Calcium is vital for White Dog Poo development. Fewer raw bones given to dog's, changes to the ingredients of dog food and a focus on a more balance dog diet has lead to this catastrophic outcome.

Secondly, there has been an increase in urban street sanitary efforts, which has meant that many of our brothers and sisters have not been given the chance to fully develop into glorious White Poo's. As a result, inner city White Dog Populations have decline more dramatically and White Dog Poo's only real chance of survival is in the bush.

So what can you do(odie) to help. I have made a list of 5 things ordinary people can do to help foster the survival of me and my kind:

1. Feed you dogs more Calcium and Protein. Give them milk and bones. They love it.
2. Don't clean up after your dog. We cannot survive in plastic and we will never turn white.
3. If you see a brown poo don't step on it. If you can, move the poo to a sunny area as this helps speed up the whitening process.
4. I know we make a cool crushing noise but please DON"T STAND ON US!
5. Tell your friends about our plight and always ask yourself, Whatever Happened to thats White Dog Poop From the 70's?

Thanks for reading. Just on a final note we are organising a benefit gig next month in Melbourne to raise awareness. Its called LollaPOOloosa and don't forget to buy a dog poo lapel pin to show your support.

Leon.