Tuesday

DP for the VP

OK. OK. Apparently DP wasn't required but I sure think it makes for a snappy title. What am I talking about? Larry Flint, founder and owner of Hustler and the real life version of Woody Harrelson in The people versus Larry Flynt, has just completed production of an X-rated movie using an adult-film actress who resembles the governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin.

Here is the ad posted on Craigslist calling for appropriate "actresses".

Now Hustler have yet to release the title of the Palin skin-flick so perhaps he is just waiting for inspiration. Here you go Larry.

DP for the VP
Sarah bears her coota
Sarah Palin in The Oral Orifice. Staring Al Gorge and Laura's Bush.
Drillin' Palin
Nailin' Pailin
Filibusters and Gangbusters
The Erect-cutive Branch
VP Mas-Debate
Hardcore Hockey Moms
Hockey Hookers
Alaskin Snowjobs
Palin rears Putin's Head
All the Presidents Men
Vice Pussydent
Right-wing Nuts and the VP who likes to drain them
Sarah Palin. Helping erect John McCain.
Servicing her CUNT-TRY
Going down on the Polls
Palin screws America over

*oh God these are lame but more to come*

7 comments:

Zac Martin said...

Oh god where do you find this stuff.

I'm going to put my vote forward for Vice Pussydent.

Mel said...

Oh boy!!! I am terribly excited, for brainstorming thematic porn is one of my favourite parlour games!

Vice Pussydent is my favourite too although I approve of the Oral Orifice and VP DP and Nailin' Palin prove that simple ideas are often the best.

How about:

I Can Suck Russians From My Office
Barrel-Porking
VP DP 2: I'll Get Back To Ya
Mooseburgers & Furburgers
Erectoral Misconduct
Gangbangers 5: VP Rally
Sticky Labia On A Pig
Swinger States

nat said...

I like Barrel-Porking and and concerned over Sticky Labia On A Pig.

I woke up at 3am in a panick last night because I didn't want to forget, what I thought at the time, some gems of political-porn innuendo.

The United States Pledge of my Penis
United States Cunt-stitution
Drilling Palin’s ice-hole
Alaska if she does anal!
The Dickulation of Independence
Wankarage (from last night)
Pussila from Wasilla
The campaign tail
Giving her hump speech
Palin is Joe's sixth crack

Natasha said...

The Re-poke-lican!

Mel said...

The United States Pledge Of My Penis is one of the lamest things ever!

How about:

Ask Not What Your Cunt Can Do For You
Impalin' Sarah
GOP: Grand Orgy Party
Riding The Maverick

nat said...

i like the United States Pledge Of My Penis.
I forgot about the re-poke-lican.
Mel, was it you that said Mccain-ninglingus?

Zac Martin said...

Annnnd the winner goes to:

Who's Nailin Palin?