Stawnana and Porn

I am feeling vague and happy today. Apparently discoherent is a word. So I think I will go with that - feeling incoherent while being partial to the sounds of the Bee Gees and KC and the Sunshine Band.

I have that faint feeling that I dreamt about my friend Dom Horvat last night. A childhood friend I haven't seen for 5 years. He is perhaps one of the few geniuses I have ever met. Some examples:

My friend Jake asked Dom to buy him a 600ml flavoured milk (big M) from the school canteen. When Dom asked what flavour Jake said, "surprise me!" Five minutes later, Dom returns with 2x300ml Big M's, tapped together with sticky tape and a straw sticking out of each Big M, both tapped together. One flavoured strawberry, the other Banana. Dom named it Stawnana.

Dom taught me, with the aid of his family’s deep frying experience, that any meat, in fact any food, can be deep fried. Deep fried sherbet bombs anyone?

Dom dressed up in fire-protective welding clothes, doused his bike wheels in petrol, set his wheels on fire, and cruised down the main strip in Landsborough at the stroke of New Years.

Like I said, GENIUS.
*Note* I am going to rummage through my old boxes one of these days and find the lyrics to some of the great rap songs we penned when we were 13 and wanted to form a rap group. Such masterpieces as a rap mix of Right Said Fred's Don't Talk Just Kiss and our own Hype School.

I spent a big portion of my time in a small Victorian country town called Landsborough. Actually I grew up in Landsborough West to be precise, however, I don't want to give the false impression that Landsborough is sufficiently big enough to warrant geographic divides based on cardinal directions. There was no south-Central Landsborough. Anyway, it occurred to me a few years ago that "Landsborough" is a dumb word. Borough essential means a governed area of township or land. It might as well be call Landsborough-villes-spring.

Anyway - I should save my small town rants for another day...

PORN UPDATE!
The Hustler made Palin-Porn production has been titled "Who's Nailin' Paylin". Obvious. There had been a 1 min preview doing the rounds on youtube. I prefer this onset interview with the Palin actress. Apparently the actress thinks Palin is "out of her mind"


You can also check out the myspace profile http://www.myspace.com/whosnalinpaylin

PG Porn. Also doing the rounds has been the "allegedly" funny PG Porn by the Gunn brothers. Doesn’t really do much for me. But worth checking out I suppose. http://www.spike.com/video/pg-porn-pg-porn/3041858

I just looked on my pack of Chocolate Fruit and Nut treats. Apparently it may contain traces of nuts.