Wednesday

Things that I found out too late #3

It was a scoop of whipped butter, not ice cream, next to my Pancake Parlor pancakes.

I would not be greeted as a liberator by my family after riding my BMX through the living room window - despite my powder-blue towel-cape.

Kangaroo bites require tetanus shots.

Work out whether audience members have relatives that have been subject to, or involved in, grave digging before giving a Year 10 English presentation on necrophilia.

1 comment:

Jo said...

I, too, have had a gigantic, unexpected mouthful of pancake-butter.

Wait - did I just write porn then?