DeLorean. Yesterday

Date: Yesterday
How and Who: Online Chat between Nat and Kate.
Where: The Ether

Nat: just found strawberries
Its another Christmas miracle

Kate: where?

Nat: in the fridge.

Kate: ah. gotcha.

Nat: not so much a miracle...more just remembering that i had them there

Kate: yeah i have strawberries and also icecream

Nat: always with the one-upmanship

Kate: just better i guess

Nat: No. i am bored.

Kate: just talking to my sister, will be with you soon

Kate: sweet ass berry

Nat:that could work though i don't like the idea of eating ass berries

Kate: piles, ew. did you see the hand on face blog?

Nat: yup. genius. i wish it was proper summer weather

Kate: yeah, we should be wearing short shorts and sleeping with fans on and eating icy poles

Nat: fucking stoopid mother nature.
she sucks donkey dicks

Kate: harsh

Nat: call it as i see it

Kate: you in a 'fuck you world' mood?

Nat: nah - just bored and can't be arsed doing anything constructive
though i do feel like drinking whiskey soon

Kate: argh. i am not happy with my recent drinking behaviour

Nat: hehe. with all due respect kate, you are a douche bag :)

Kate: i don't need to be told.
i might stick to ginger beer for awhile

Nat: boring

Kate: your mum's boring

Nat: does ginger beer ever have alcohol in it?

Kate: Nah

Nat: why not?

Kate: shrug

Nat: people like ginger beer. they like alcohol and they like beer
thats 3 wins

Kate: you should write a letter

Nat: but to who kate. to who?

Kate: there should be just a general complaint office with some poor bastard reading about everyone's gripes

Nat: thats what friends are for! maybe i will set that office up

Kate: really i am just trying to fob you off

Nat: Nat's Official office of general complaints or Nats department of general complaints

Kate: but you would just complain that you were getting too many complaints

Nat: and I can be the Complaint secretary
and i would wite myself an email
and feel like i have done something about it

Kate: dear secretary, i am tired and am going to have a shower before going to bed cause i get up at six every morning

Nat: please - one complaint per correspondence

Kate: fucking burecrats!

Nat: haha.
go-have your fucking shower

Kate: Talk soon