The glass is half juicy

I have said it before and I will say it again, if it ain't out of a tittie, it ain't milk. That's right, I am talking to you Soy Milk. Say it. Say it now, I AM JUICE NOT MILK. Say it you little bitch.

And don't think I have forgotten about you Rice Milk. Unless you are wearing the worlds smallest bra on the worlds tiniest titties you can fucking go over and stand with Soy Juice.

Crime Fighting Dogs that I like:Scooby Doo, Inspector Rex, Brain (from Inspector Gadget), Charlie the wonder dog, and Hooch.
Evil Dogs: Kujo
Lame Dogs: santas little helper, K9, Snoopy, Lassie and Benji
Dogs that like to Bite Vaginas: This dog