Footprints...He whispered, "My precious child, I love you and will never leave you, never, ever, during your trials and testings. When you saw only one set of prints in the sand, It was then that I carried you."
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2 comments:
Maybe God has wooden stumps instead of legs. Like a pirate. I bet he has mad bling too. Like a big old pimp chain that says "The Lord". Hot.
And in stead of the Lours prayer starting "Our Father...", it would start with "who's your Daddy"
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