If you are buying flowers at 3:30 in the morning there is a 75% chance you are douche bag or vampire and have or are about to do something wrong.
People who need to buy flowers at 3:30 in the morning:
1. People who have just cheated on their partner.
2. People who are about to cheat on their partner and are buying flowers for their lover.
3. People on their way to the hospital because someone is dying.
4. You are a vampire on a date.
**Melbourne has two 24 hour florists (that I know of)**