Male, 45, wants to be rid of half of my possessions. What's mine is yours. Looking for 2 years of passion, followed by 5 years of bickering. Must love bitter separation and trips to the Pocono's. Call Leo - 9255 5555.
Good looking, tall with a penchant for over-acting. Told I look like Vince Colosimo. Send mail to V. Colosimo P.O. BOX 455.
18 year old male, wants dance partner. Must be interested in the Forbidden Dance, Dirty Dancing, Shaking tale feathers and Foot Loosing. Be waxed and not have kankles. Call Sam - 9433 5555
Male, 29, seeks companion for quite nights in of scrabble, cluedo, Risk, Monopoly, Operation and pictionary. Down to earth and not into game players. Call Richard - 9423 4567
Female, 42, into BDSM, water sports, anal, cross dressing, latex, Coprophilia, gothic, mummification, humiliation, zoophillia, klismaphilia and teens. Must be fond of Perry Como and cup cakes. Call Sonia - 9876 5432
Former President of a major international super power. Looking for a nice girl to work my Erect-cutive Branch. You must be willing to servicing your CUNT-TRY and be my Oval Orifice. Must have dry cleaning tokens. Call B. C. - 9191 9191
Male, 38, promiscuous, history of genital warts, herpes, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Pubic Lice, Hep B and Syphilis. Looking for my princess. Must be D&D free. Greg - 9111 1111
Female 55, if you are tall, handsome and athletic you can slip into my pyjamas anytime. Call 9888 8888 with pyjama size. Must have own pillow.
one (1) pair of Jousting Sticks to sell. would suit fruit pickers, pokers, budding pole vaulters and 16th century knights. Will not separate. Call Daryl - 8888 5555
Recently widowed Male, 36. Seeks female with GSOH, attractive and easy going. I have plenty to give. Must be size 10 and shoe size 7.
Male, 29, seeks jousting partner for recently acquired Jousting sticks. Must be into chain-mail vest and round tables. Call Stan - 0898 9898
Average witted blogger, Male, 29, seeks intelligent, smart attractive female for laughing at my jokes, listening to rants and dvd's on wintery nights. Must be prepared to let me win arguments 20% of the time. I like to listen to how your day at work went, have sex once per day, kiss, see classical music and find true love. Glasses optional. Leave message on blog.