Girl: "Chicken breasts aren't like human breasts are they?"
Me: rolling around laughing in bed for 5 minutes, then..."Umm..what the..ah...have you ever tried to milk a chicken. Their nipples are quite small"
Guy at Party: "Yeah I am part of the collective in St. Kilda that organises the Melbourne Vegan Eating Competitions."
Me: "Ah, the Vegan Eating Competition Consortium!"
Guy: "No, it's a collective."