Girl: "Chicken breasts aren't like human breasts are they?"
Me: rolling around laughing in bed for 5 minutes, then..."Umm..what the..ah...have you ever tried to milk a chicken. Their nipples are quite small"
Guy at Party: "Yeah I am part of the collective in St. Kilda that organises the Melbourne Vegan Eating Competitions."
Me: "Ah, the Vegan Eating Competition Consortium!"
Guy: "No, it's a collective."
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3 comments:
Fucking vegans.
a) have you ever tried to milk a human?
b) I love eating Vegans. God, they give me the farts, though.
I totally wanted to make an 'eating vegans' crack but see I have been beaten to it!
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